THE SENSUAL CYCLIST

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By David Drum

The bicycle itself is a miraculous contraption, a cross between an exercise machine and a transportation device. In addition to being a simple machine that can help maintain your health without damaging the environment, the bicycle is ridiculously cheap and efficient to maintain. Riding a bike can not only gives one a giddy sort of freedom, it also saves more energy and generates less pollution than any electric or gasoline-powered vehicle on the road. Riding a bike is a uniquely sensual experience.

Astride a bicycle, you may imagine yourself magically becoming something akin to a bird. Your entire body skims above the ground, feet not touching the earth. Your face and frame experience a splendid rush of air. As your hands grip the handlebars, your legs pump gently up and down, much like the wings of birds, propelling you forward.

Wind caresses your ears, neck, shoulders, arms, hands, and legs, and truly, in a sense, you may feel you are flying. While riding my bicycle, sometimes I feel like I could power my bicycle right up into the sky.

Cycling is a different, more sensual form of exercise. As opposed to the bump and grind of exercise machines grinding away in a gym, or the bruising, sweat-drenched body contact of many team sports, cycling involves only the human body gliding gracefully forward in space, producing a sensuous feeling known to few other forms of land-based exercise.

Astride a bicycle, one is not sealed off from the outer world as one is while passively driving or riding in an automobile, truck, bus, train, or airplane. Astride a bike, one may smell the fresh air, feel the sunlight on one’s face, and hear the noises of the street be they the beautiful sound of chirping birds and playing children, or the less beautiful sounds of trapped, honking, frustrated drivers.

Its a bit of a stretch, but riding a bike can be compared to sex. One does have one’s legs wrapped around one’s bike, with his or her private parts in constant contact with the bicycle seat.

Pumping away, breathing rather quickly, one works the heavy muscles in the lower part of one’s body. A pleasant rhythm is maintained as one’s legs and thighs pump up and down, aerobically keeping time in a manner not dissimilar to some forms of intercourse.

And speaking of sex, several scientific studies indicate that cycling can be beneficial to one’s sex life:

  • In a study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, 78 sedentary men whose average age was 48 were asked to participate in a moderate aerobic exercise program consisting mainly of cycling and jogging for 3–4 days a week for nine months. Participating men reported that their frequency of intercourse went up by 30 percent, and they also experienced increases in sexual arousal, activity, function, and satisfaction.

On the overtly sexy end of the exercise spectrum, the World Naked Bike Ride is being held ever year in more and more cities around the world. The brainchild of Canadian cyclist Conrad Schmidt has been steadily gaining in popularity since it began in June, 2004, and it’s a great way to show your stuff to the world, if that’s your thing.

Riding a bike is one of the world’s great sensual experiences. Not only can it light up your senses— you never, ever have to pay a dime for gas.

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David Drum is a writer and cyclist who lives in Los Angeles.

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David Drum has worked as a newspaper reporter, ranch foreman, a funeral director, and more. MFA from the University of Iowa, author of several books.